OG Drift God

OG Drift God (OVERVIEW)
what make OG Drift God so unique to the other gods is he has power to drift to his liking. due to his limited powers and resources.(sort of) He mainly is on his own and has no other allies by his side. He uses his drifting abilities to help him with the tasks he does everyday like go get grocerys from Costco and getting food to feed his pet cat. besides getting groceries for his cat and himself The Drift God is very powerful while in combat basically he can fuck up some shit

"'Nigga you ain't shit' 'I smoke a blunt in my asshole'""-Best Quote of OG Drift God" "No matter what happens, keep trying. If you fail, fail better. Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better"

Abilities and Powers
OG Drift God his abilities are very powerful when done right it is unknown where he gets his powers from rumors speculate that he gets his powers from his own ass or some shit like that.
 * NIGGA TRY ME BITCH: this abilities very power when in use the host will suffered severe damage like getting dick slapped by DK or the host can also get anal fucked by DK both giving you severe damage from the outside and inside.
 * Drake: By summoning an amp, DK plays Drake songs in order to depress his opponents and have them thinking about their ex. When this was used against big forehead, she tried to flee the battle
 * Badminton: when if this abilities is in use he can summon his racket to improve his speed


 * Hunger: This ability is not damaging but he can heal himrself by grabbing food out of his ass basically

Major Battles

 * Siege Of The Red Mountain (Outcome:Won)
 * Attack Of The Dead Sea (Outcome:Lost)
 * Siege Of Hell (Outcome:Won)
 * War Of The Retreating Ocean (Outcome:Won)
 * Spider Monkey v OG Drift God (Outcome:Won)

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Origin
OG Drift God was said to be born from the realms 78 of Drift God v1 thus creating OG Drift God. This event is said to have occurred not long after sye's incarnation in our realm. Another theory from recent research shows that he is the result of an unknown god having a four way with a flute player and a Mexican and some random guy in a alley. There is a third theory that states that he was a lizard-like tumor on v1, which eventually grew off and became who he is today.

Status
chilling at tokyo underground and eating also fucking niggers